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Week 8 Results
We've passed the middle of our season and there's still no shortage of excitement! Here are the Week 8 scores:
DHARMAHELPER 15 v. Leggy -13
Leggy's Detroit defense let her down in a big way in London, putting her 45 points in the red to start her day. Her day didn't get any better as DH's Baltimore-Chicago combo put up 49 combined points for him during the 1:00 games. By the end of the late afternoon games, DH had lost most of his points thank sto his Jets defense but Leggy's Seattle offense only put up chump change against the Cowboys. Down by 47, Leggy didn't get what she needed out of Denver. Scoring 29 points is good but on any other week but it wasn't enough to put her in the black. DH pulled off the only win for the Baddie Conference this week.
EPIGNOSIS 49 v. MovingPictures07 29
Put the two conference bottom-feeders together and get ready for excitement! After the 1:00 games, Epi surged out to a 58-point lead. MP07's day didn't get much rosier when his Cowboys offense only shaved 12 points off of his deficit. Barring an epic meltdown on Monday Night Football, Epi was all but certain to win. The Panthers may have gotten a scare Monday night when the Colts mounted a comeback attempt but Epi never sweat a drop. His win streak now extended to three games, Epignosis finds himself in the hunt for both 3rd and 2nd place in the Civvie Conference.
G-Man 46 v. METALMARSH89 50
After Thursday night, G-Man probably felt optimistic. His Patriots ran all over the Dolphins. Then the London game saw his Kansas City defense give up just 10 points. All he needed was his substitute offense to seal the deal for him. The 1:00 games turned the tables on him in a big way. MM89's defense held strong and his offenses put up their standard-issue great numbers. With the Falcons losing in overtime, G-Man came up just shy of a win, leaving no doubt in anyone's mind that MM89 is truly a force to reckon with.
GOLDEN 39 v. TurnipHead 30
Here's another case of squandered optimism. Turnip Head saw his Rams defense hold the 49ers to just six points on the same weekend that his Steelers offense gets Big Ben back. But Big Ben was more like Big Bust, as the Steelers only scored 10, allowing Golden to get out to a 25-point lead thanks to the Giants more than overcoming the points allowed by his substitute Titans defense. Golden's Packers could have put it away but pulled a Steelers on the night, only scoring 10. TH needed the scrambling Colts to come up big for him but they didn't have it in them.
While Metalmarsh89 seems to be running away with the league, the rest of the standings seem to keep getting closer and closer:
This week there will be a lot of draft action, as five players need to select six teams as substitutes. The draft order is:
1. MovingPictures07
2. DharmaHelper
3. Leggyorlyb
4. G-Man
5. Metalmarsh89
6. Leggyorlyb
WEEK 9 SCHEDULE:
DharmaHelper (4-4) v. MovingPictures07 (1-7)
Epignosis (3-5) v. Leggyorlyb (4-4)
G-Man (5-3) v. Turnip Head (4-4)
Golden (4-4) v. Metalmarsh89 (7-1)
DHARMAHELPER 15 v. Leggy -13
Leggy's Detroit defense let her down in a big way in London, putting her 45 points in the red to start her day. Her day didn't get any better as DH's Baltimore-Chicago combo put up 49 combined points for him during the 1:00 games. By the end of the late afternoon games, DH had lost most of his points thank sto his Jets defense but Leggy's Seattle offense only put up chump change against the Cowboys. Down by 47, Leggy didn't get what she needed out of Denver. Scoring 29 points is good but on any other week but it wasn't enough to put her in the black. DH pulled off the only win for the Baddie Conference this week.
EPIGNOSIS 49 v. MovingPictures07 29
Put the two conference bottom-feeders together and get ready for excitement! After the 1:00 games, Epi surged out to a 58-point lead. MP07's day didn't get much rosier when his Cowboys offense only shaved 12 points off of his deficit. Barring an epic meltdown on Monday Night Football, Epi was all but certain to win. The Panthers may have gotten a scare Monday night when the Colts mounted a comeback attempt but Epi never sweat a drop. His win streak now extended to three games, Epignosis finds himself in the hunt for both 3rd and 2nd place in the Civvie Conference.
G-Man 46 v. METALMARSH89 50
After Thursday night, G-Man probably felt optimistic. His Patriots ran all over the Dolphins. Then the London game saw his Kansas City defense give up just 10 points. All he needed was his substitute offense to seal the deal for him. The 1:00 games turned the tables on him in a big way. MM89's defense held strong and his offenses put up their standard-issue great numbers. With the Falcons losing in overtime, G-Man came up just shy of a win, leaving no doubt in anyone's mind that MM89 is truly a force to reckon with.
GOLDEN 39 v. TurnipHead 30
Here's another case of squandered optimism. Turnip Head saw his Rams defense hold the 49ers to just six points on the same weekend that his Steelers offense gets Big Ben back. But Big Ben was more like Big Bust, as the Steelers only scored 10, allowing Golden to get out to a 25-point lead thanks to the Giants more than overcoming the points allowed by his substitute Titans defense. Golden's Packers could have put it away but pulled a Steelers on the night, only scoring 10. TH needed the scrambling Colts to come up big for him but they didn't have it in them.
While Metalmarsh89 seems to be running away with the league, the rest of the standings seem to keep getting closer and closer:
This week there will be a lot of draft action, as five players need to select six teams as substitutes. The draft order is:
1. MovingPictures07
2. DharmaHelper
3. Leggyorlyb
4. G-Man
5. Metalmarsh89
6. Leggyorlyb
WEEK 9 SCHEDULE:
DharmaHelper (4-4) v. MovingPictures07 (1-7)
Epignosis (3-5) v. Leggyorlyb (4-4)
G-Man (5-3) v. Turnip Head (4-4)
Golden (4-4) v. Metalmarsh89 (7-1)
Saturday, October 31, 2015
Tuesday, October 20, 2015
Week 6 Results
Week 6 of the NFL has made our EZ Fantasy Football League a little more competitive. Here are the scores:
DharmaHelper 34 - TURNIPHEAD 42
In a bold move, Turnip Head picked the struggling Miami Dolphins as his supplemental defense with his Rams defense on bye week. TH was up by one after the 1:00 games ended but DH bounced back into the lead thanks to Baltimore's late afternoon game. It all came down to Sunday night action, where the Indianapolis Colts scored enough points on the Patriots to give TH a rematch victory over DH. TH becomes the first team to win with supplemental bye-week picks.
EPIGNOSIS 24 - Metalmarsh89 12
This was a thing of beauty to watch unfold. The Saints looked they were back in top form Thursday night, giving Epi one heck of a start on this match-up. MM's points-heavy Cardinals looked shaky and only put up 13 points against Pittsburgh. With the Bengals giving up 21 points, MM89 found himself in a 55-point hole after the 1:00 games. MM needed his Chargers to score a lot and he needed Epi's Panthers to give up a lot of points. Neither happened to the extent needed, giving Epi his first win of the year and MM his first loss.
G-MAN 45 - MovingPictures07 11
Time was not on MP07's side this week yet again. After the 1:00 games, his teams were all done for the week and he only had 11 points. G-Man's Chiefs only gave up 16 to the Vikings, so he only had a shallow hole to climb out of. The Patriots dug him out of that hole Sunday night and the Eagles piled on more points Monday night, giving him another lop-sided victory.
Golden 0 - LEGGYORLYB 15
Both teams started 3-2 this week and only one came out with a winning record. Golden's Buffalo defense left Golden feeling as deflated as Tom Brady's footballs after the 1:00 games concluded. The Packers raised his spirits during the late afternoon games, however, leaving him just 22 points behind Leggy. His Giants offense averaged 26.4 points per game through Week 5, so he had hope. Leggy got the last laugh and the win though, as the Giants played like the practice squad for most of the game. At the very least, they scored seven points, bringing Golden up to a nice round goose egg.
We had to use NFL tie-breaker rules to settle the Baddie Conference standings this week. The newly victorious Turnip Head edged out DharmaHelper for second place but can he hold onto that spot for another week?
NFL tie-breaking rules also had to be applied to this week's supplemental draft order:
1) DharmaHelper (3-3)- needs an offense
2) Golden (3-3)- needs an offense
3) Leggyorlyb (4-2)- needs an offense
4) Metalmarsh89 (5-1)- needs a defense
Here is a graphic that shows who has already used which teams in bye-week drafts:
WEEK 7 MATCH-UPS:
DharmaHelper (3-3) v. G-Man (4-2)
Epignosis (1-5) v. Golden (3-3)
MovingPictures07 (1-5) v. Turnip Head (3-3)
Leggyorlyb (4-2) v. Metalmarsh89 (5-1)
DharmaHelper 34 - TURNIPHEAD 42
In a bold move, Turnip Head picked the struggling Miami Dolphins as his supplemental defense with his Rams defense on bye week. TH was up by one after the 1:00 games ended but DH bounced back into the lead thanks to Baltimore's late afternoon game. It all came down to Sunday night action, where the Indianapolis Colts scored enough points on the Patriots to give TH a rematch victory over DH. TH becomes the first team to win with supplemental bye-week picks.
EPIGNOSIS 24 - Metalmarsh89 12
This was a thing of beauty to watch unfold. The Saints looked they were back in top form Thursday night, giving Epi one heck of a start on this match-up. MM's points-heavy Cardinals looked shaky and only put up 13 points against Pittsburgh. With the Bengals giving up 21 points, MM89 found himself in a 55-point hole after the 1:00 games. MM needed his Chargers to score a lot and he needed Epi's Panthers to give up a lot of points. Neither happened to the extent needed, giving Epi his first win of the year and MM his first loss.
G-MAN 45 - MovingPictures07 11
Time was not on MP07's side this week yet again. After the 1:00 games, his teams were all done for the week and he only had 11 points. G-Man's Chiefs only gave up 16 to the Vikings, so he only had a shallow hole to climb out of. The Patriots dug him out of that hole Sunday night and the Eagles piled on more points Monday night, giving him another lop-sided victory.
Golden 0 - LEGGYORLYB 15
Both teams started 3-2 this week and only one came out with a winning record. Golden's Buffalo defense left Golden feeling as deflated as Tom Brady's footballs after the 1:00 games concluded. The Packers raised his spirits during the late afternoon games, however, leaving him just 22 points behind Leggy. His Giants offense averaged 26.4 points per game through Week 5, so he had hope. Leggy got the last laugh and the win though, as the Giants played like the practice squad for most of the game. At the very least, they scored seven points, bringing Golden up to a nice round goose egg.
We had to use NFL tie-breaker rules to settle the Baddie Conference standings this week. The newly victorious Turnip Head edged out DharmaHelper for second place but can he hold onto that spot for another week?
NFL tie-breaking rules also had to be applied to this week's supplemental draft order:
1) DharmaHelper (3-3)- needs an offense
2) Golden (3-3)- needs an offense
3) Leggyorlyb (4-2)- needs an offense
4) Metalmarsh89 (5-1)- needs a defense
Here is a graphic that shows who has already used which teams in bye-week drafts:
WEEK 7 MATCH-UPS:
DharmaHelper (3-3) v. G-Man (4-2)
Epignosis (1-5) v. Golden (3-3)
MovingPictures07 (1-5) v. Turnip Head (3-3)
Leggyorlyb (4-2) v. Metalmarsh89 (5-1)
Tuesday, October 13, 2015
Week 5 Results
A week of NFL intrigue keeps things interesting in our league. Here are the Week 5 results:
DharmaHelper 10 - GOLDEN 41
If the league didn't require bye-week substitutions, DharmaHelper could have added to his win column this week. Unfortunately for him, he had to pick a defense after the Atlanta Falcons were snatched up in the supplemental draft. His Ravens and Bears put up solid offensive numbers but his supplemental pick on defense, the Jaguars, proved fatal. We refuse to call this a bye-week blunder because the Jags held their opponents to an average of 18.67, not including their game against the Patriots. Furthermore, none of the available supplemental teams would have led DH to a win. On the flip-side of the game was the opportunistic Golden. He had all three of his drafted teams and they all did their jobs. The Giants and the Packers put up respectable numbers and the Bills held strong against a weak opponent.
Epignosis 12 - TURNIP HEAD 27
Picking bye-week supplemental teams led to two losses so far, but could Epignosis defy the odds? He came close but not close enough. Taking the Atlanta Falcons was a smart choice but they didn't put up the same monster number as recent week. Epi's Saints were the, well, the Saints and struggled. On top of it all, Epi's supplemental Browns defense got a win but they gave up a lot of points to get it. Turnip Head was left sweating by halftime Monday night though. His Colts scored barely enough points to leave him above zero after another iffy performance by his Rams defense. So it all came down to Pittsburgh, who were held to three points by halftime. Epi could win if Pittsburgh could be held to eight points or fewer but it wasn't to be. Pittsburgh opened things up in the second half and added to Epi's heart-breaking season.
G-MAN 51 - Leggyorlyb -2
The Chip Kelly experiment finally produced for G-Man in Week 5. The Patriots did their job and the Eagles lit up the scoreboard. Despite losing at the end, the Chiefs finally looked like the potent defensive team they were last season. On the opposite side of the game, Leggy's Broncos continued to underproduce and the Seahawks couldn't crack the Bengals defense in a meaningful way. Then there's the Detroit Lions defense. This year hasn't been pretty for them and Week 5 only got uglier for them as the Arizona Cardinals used them t get back into their high-flying form.
METALMARSH89 38 - MovingPictures07 17
Leave it to Mr. Perfection to find victory with only two of his three teams. The Arizona Cardinals scored enough points (again) to assure MM the win (again). His Bengals defense let up more than their average points against but MovingPictures07's team just couldn't keep pace. Tampa Bay's offense produced a huge score but the Dallas Cowboys looked more like cow dung, putting up just six points. His Houston Texans defense continued to struggle despite their supposed pedigree. By the end of the day Sunday, MM had a one-point lead with San Diego's offense left to simply increase his margin of victory on Monday Night Football.
Using NFL tie-breaking procedures, we have the following standings after Week 5:
In Week 6, MovingPictures07 needs to draft two supplemental offenses and Turnip Head is in search of a supplemental defense. MP07 will draft first, followed by TH, then MP07 again. This week, we start a two-week stretch of conference play.
WEEK 6 MATCH-UPS:
DharmaHelper (3-2) v. Turnip Head (2-3)
Epignosis (0-5) v. Metalmarsh89 (5-0)
G-Man (3-2) v. MovingPictures07 (1-4)
Golden (3-2) v. Leggyorlyb (3-2)
DharmaHelper 10 - GOLDEN 41
If the league didn't require bye-week substitutions, DharmaHelper could have added to his win column this week. Unfortunately for him, he had to pick a defense after the Atlanta Falcons were snatched up in the supplemental draft. His Ravens and Bears put up solid offensive numbers but his supplemental pick on defense, the Jaguars, proved fatal. We refuse to call this a bye-week blunder because the Jags held their opponents to an average of 18.67, not including their game against the Patriots. Furthermore, none of the available supplemental teams would have led DH to a win. On the flip-side of the game was the opportunistic Golden. He had all three of his drafted teams and they all did their jobs. The Giants and the Packers put up respectable numbers and the Bills held strong against a weak opponent.
Epignosis 12 - TURNIP HEAD 27
Picking bye-week supplemental teams led to two losses so far, but could Epignosis defy the odds? He came close but not close enough. Taking the Atlanta Falcons was a smart choice but they didn't put up the same monster number as recent week. Epi's Saints were the, well, the Saints and struggled. On top of it all, Epi's supplemental Browns defense got a win but they gave up a lot of points to get it. Turnip Head was left sweating by halftime Monday night though. His Colts scored barely enough points to leave him above zero after another iffy performance by his Rams defense. So it all came down to Pittsburgh, who were held to three points by halftime. Epi could win if Pittsburgh could be held to eight points or fewer but it wasn't to be. Pittsburgh opened things up in the second half and added to Epi's heart-breaking season.
G-MAN 51 - Leggyorlyb -2
The Chip Kelly experiment finally produced for G-Man in Week 5. The Patriots did their job and the Eagles lit up the scoreboard. Despite losing at the end, the Chiefs finally looked like the potent defensive team they were last season. On the opposite side of the game, Leggy's Broncos continued to underproduce and the Seahawks couldn't crack the Bengals defense in a meaningful way. Then there's the Detroit Lions defense. This year hasn't been pretty for them and Week 5 only got uglier for them as the Arizona Cardinals used them t get back into their high-flying form.
METALMARSH89 38 - MovingPictures07 17
Leave it to Mr. Perfection to find victory with only two of his three teams. The Arizona Cardinals scored enough points (again) to assure MM the win (again). His Bengals defense let up more than their average points against but MovingPictures07's team just couldn't keep pace. Tampa Bay's offense produced a huge score but the Dallas Cowboys looked more like cow dung, putting up just six points. His Houston Texans defense continued to struggle despite their supposed pedigree. By the end of the day Sunday, MM had a one-point lead with San Diego's offense left to simply increase his margin of victory on Monday Night Football.
Using NFL tie-breaking procedures, we have the following standings after Week 5:
In Week 6, MovingPictures07 needs to draft two supplemental offenses and Turnip Head is in search of a supplemental defense. MP07 will draft first, followed by TH, then MP07 again. This week, we start a two-week stretch of conference play.
WEEK 6 MATCH-UPS:
DharmaHelper (3-2) v. Turnip Head (2-3)
Epignosis (0-5) v. Metalmarsh89 (5-0)
G-Man (3-2) v. MovingPictures07 (1-4)
Golden (3-2) v. Leggyorlyb (3-2)
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